- Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.
- Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
- It's hard to find a friend who's cute, loving, generous, caring, and smart. My advice to y'all is, don't lose me
- Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
- It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them
- Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
- Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.
- A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
- Best friend: They know how stupid you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
- Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.
- We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence.
- True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.
- A good friend will try to bail you out of jail. A best friend will be in a cell next to you saying, “Damn that was fun”.
- I was an innocent being once ... then my best friend came along.
- Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
- Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!
- I think we'll be friends forever because we're too lazy to find new friends.
- A true friend stabs you in the front, not the back.
- Slapping your best friend when you get exited about something. A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body.
- I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
- One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
- I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.
- When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.
- Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.
- If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.
- Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.
- Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
- Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.
- Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.
- A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.
- Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard.
- We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall , I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.
- My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane. – Matt Schucker
- Love is blind. Friendship closes its eyes.
- Two people can never improve in this world, one is me, and the other is my friend
- Best friends are those who greet with an insult.
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