36 funny best friend forever quotes

36 funny best friend forever quotes

  1. Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.
  2. Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside. 
  3. It's hard to find a friend who's cute, loving, generous, caring, and smart. My advice to y'all is, don't lose me
  4. Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
  5. It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them
  6. Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
  7. Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.
  8. A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
  9. Best friend: They know how stupid you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
  10. Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.
  11. We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence.
  12. True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.
  13. A good friend will try to bail you out of jail. A best friend will be in a cell next to you saying, “Damn that was fun”.
  14. I was an innocent being once ... then my best friend came along.
  15. Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
  16. Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!
  17. I think we'll be friends forever because we're too lazy to find new friends.
  18. A true friend stabs you in the front, not the back.
  19. Slapping your best friend when you get exited about something. A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body.
  20. I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
  21. One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
  22. I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.
  23. When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.
  24. Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.
  25. If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.
  26. Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.
  27. Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
  28. Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.
  29. Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.
  30. A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.
  31. Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard.
  32. We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall , I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.
  33. My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane. – Matt Schucker
  34. Love is blind. Friendship closes its eyes.
  35. Two people can never improve in this world, one is me, and the other is my friend
  36. Best friends are those who greet with an insult.



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